I don’t think that “roll of inches” will ever get old in my life time. My dogs are looking at me like I’m crazy because I’m laughing so hard.
why am I laughing so hard omfg
…very cold water with corners?!?!?!?!???!!!?!?!?!?!?!?
I was just joking with him, but the look he gave me was complete betrayal
Oh my god the face
all hail turtle satan
i just saw an ad that was probably supposed to say accident lawyers but it said accidental lawyers and i can’t sotp laughing “just got my law degree aw man this wasn’t what i meant to do how am i gonna get out of this one”